Kombucha and White Claws

Unpopular opinion: Kombucha is disgusting and tastes like death had a child born in vinegar.

Seriously, how on earth can anyone drink that shit? If i wanted to die in vinegar, I’d just chug vinegar (which I also hate). And now that I have the hatred of every basic white person ever: White claws are a bottomless pit of nothing from which basic people gather their facades of personality. Please give me a reason why I should like a tasteless drink from seltzer and alcohol mixed. If i want seltzer, it better be for my sinuses and if I want alcohol, all I need to do pick up some vodka. Here’s how much I hate the sight of white claws, I am reminded of things like Bubly or La Croix, both of which are connotated with basic bitches who have no personality (and yes I’m including guys in this as well).

But enough, I’ve had my fill and am going to chug bleach to get the taste out of my mouth.

(DO NOT ACTUALLY CHUG BLEACH YOU MORONS. I DO NOT IN ANY WAY CONDONE SUCH HARMFUL BEHAVIOR).