DoorDash and Towing

Oh boy this should be good.

I admit this is absolutely a fucking first world problem. But let me explain. Yesterday I wanted to get my Taco Bell kryptonite. I get handed my order only to realize that I only received one thing of my entire order. “Excuse me? What the fuck?” I yell to no one in particular. I text my driver and he responds with some horseshit about not being able to check orders. Riiiight… these things do happen. I’m well aware of that. So I shrug it off afterwards. I decide that today I would order some homemade food. I receive the message saying my order was dropped off. Ah hell yes time to…. wait… surely not. Yep. I opened the already opened food and it is not even close to what I ordered. That’s twice now that this has happened. I didn’t even eat the food. I threw it away like I did my life when my mother decided to have me (for some ungodly reason). I should have just gone to the store but that’s bit hard to do when your plates got stolen and fucking cracker pigs are lurking at every corner.

Speaking of those stolen plates, aren’t the towing companies not allowed to take your plates? I didn’t walk 10 miles just to find out my plates where not anywhere near or in my vehicle. Seriously. Fuck you. Not only did you wrongfully tow me, force me to pay you money, but now you have the fucking audacity to steal my plates? You are very lucky that I have no cosmic powers of any sort. This is the type of shit that makes me despise anyone/anything affiliated with law enforcement. Enlighten me as to how I am to “respect the law” when I see these same assholes firing tear gas and ammunitions at protestors. You’re all so full of shit you’re eyes are darker than the color of my skin. Again. Fuck you. Fuck you and everything you stand for. I hope one day you are all tried in a civil court for your crimes against the citizens of the country. God damn you all to the hell you belong in.

PS: The ceiling is salt, the walls are salt, and to a certain extent the air is salt.